Day 10a

Hmmm, this off another email I got today:

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Good thing they put that comma in there or it was assumed you had to go out to eat with someone named "a serious face." Oh, I've been a grammatical jerk since I went to college so late in life! Ruined my impression of my bosses because I'd analyze every email and then couldn't properly respond, took me days to reply to them!

So, this week I can't wait till I go to eat some where so I can ask for Diet Water to drink. Kinda like asking if they take Hawaiian money which totally dumbfounds this and last generation. What? Well, of course! Hawaii is one of these United States, so of course their money is the same as ours! Sorry, didn't mean to offend you.

Ok, so maybe I won't ask for diet water.

Hang in there, I'll be back with the real blog real soon. Till then, don't take any wooden nickels.